Wednesday, January 6, 2010
200 and still going.
Well it's now 2010, and I have managed to do absolutely nothing. Actually that's not true. I have done 3 globe puzzles, and have watched all 10 seasons of Friends. Exciting huh?
Anyway, I have reached my 200th post. I thought for sure I'd have something thrilling cooked up for a post, but nope it's just another day here at Once upon a....
What's taking so long?" thought one of the two robbers of a local grocery store in Larch Barrens, Maryland. The dimwitted duo thought the laser they had stolen earlier would cut through the store's safe like it was butter. Maybe they had the setting wrong. Maybe the safe was stronger than they thought. Or maybe they were just stupid. When the police arrived, the two were still hunched over the safe, trying to cut through to the money hidden inside. The police confiscated the laser, and the two admitted they had stolen it from a local amusement center earlier in the day. It was a Lazer Tag gun, a battery-operated toy, and the two had been shining its harmless light on the safe for nearly an hour before the police arrived. Beam me up Scotty. There's no sign of intelligent life on this planet.
Take care for now.