I have a secret that only a few of you know about. I am getting head cramps, but it's all good. Starving now so heading for anything edible.
Oh. That was poor form on my part for not sharing with you what I am up to. I feel really bad. I think you should write a letter to my editor.
Hmm. Well that's just silly isn't it. I guess you could leave me a comment on the etiquette of posting and keeping the reader in the know.
I promise to take it up with management.